Dogs, Racoons, and 17-Year-Olds

Something tells me this is gonna follow Seth Foster throughout his NFL career, if he ever decides to start one.

Meanwhile, current NFL star Mark Sanchez is evidently a statutory rapist.  I'll be curious to see where this story goes, as it will give us the opportunity to plot another data point on the Pro Athlete Rape Continuum.  My guess is it's going to fall to the left of both (alleged) serial date rape, and Kobe's Eagle Landing.