Eat, Drink, be Merry

Jason Kottke sums it up nicely, and I will pass it along unedited:
Rules for eating and drinking
Michael Pollan: "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants."
Alex Balk: "Drink alcohol. Quite a bit. Mostly bourbon."
The first link is to a very long NYTimes article, so consider this my way of saving you 1OY20.