The Internet Will Never Give Us Anything Greater Than This

If this isn't the greatest thing the internet has ever produced, it's gotta be in the Top 2.

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

While you're reading the thread, why don't you cue up the best cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic ever recorded, and play it in the background?

DISCLAIMER:  The aforelinked comment thread was more or less SFW at the time of posting.  I cannot vouch for its ongoing tastefulness, especially given the nature of the Reddit community.  In any case, be prepared for adult themes and/or dirty words.