If this isn't the greatest thing the internet has ever produced, it's gotta be in the Top 2.
I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?
While you're reading the thread, why don't you cue up the best cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot's classic ever recorded, and play it in the background?
DISCLAIMER: The aforelinked comment thread was more or less SFW at the time of posting. I cannot vouch for its ongoing tastefulness, especially given the nature of the Reddit community. In any case, be prepared for adult themes and/or dirty words.
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