Lists

This pair of lists from McSweeney's is just impossibly dense with side-splitting humor.


Sample: "Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to 'NO LOITERING' signs."

and


Samples:  "Grand Funk Railroad: You have become stuck trying to retrieve a quarter from behind a stove" and "Blood, Sweat & Tears: You have become stuck trying to retrieve your friend who likes Grand Funk Railroad from behind a stove"