The Sartorialist posted this picture recently.  A nice look, but...is that a massive dictionary slung over her shoulder with a leather strap?!  If it's not hollowed out to hold her iPad, wallet, and lipstick, then someone should issue a citation for Excessive Public Hipsterism.  I mean: irony, retro, meta, et cetera are all well and good; but that kind of preening devotion to the craft can lead to severe spinal damage.

Perhaps she's part of a comic troupe, and there's a guy riding behind her on a fixed-gear bike, shouting out obscure words for her to look up.

Also, was she visiting the site of a recent paintball drive-by shooting?  Or did Banksy kick over a bucket of ochre and flee the scene before he could put up his latest masterwork?