Living The Life

A free ice cream cone to my first reader who can watch this video in its entirety.

I couldn't come close. I watched enough to learn that there is some (apparently enviable) ontological state called "De Life" (although "De" seems to be pronounced with the rare "soft D" so it actually sounds like the word traditionally spelled t-h-e), and that the man in this video (whoever he is...something to do with casinos?) seems convinced that he is "Livin" in said state. He is not content to remain alone in this conviction, though. He wants, nay needs, to convince us on this point too. Consider me convinced.

Definition of terms would be helpful, though: does he ever identify the distinguishing characteristics of this so-called life? As I said, I couldn't watch long enough to find out; but what little I did see was not promising.